Houghton, MI, United States


Explosions, robots, lasers, a knife fight to the death versus Dracula. What do these things have in common? They're all far less thrilling than the rock n' roll stylings of Michigan-based three-piece THE NEVERLAND RANCHEROS. With their SURFABILLY HARDMETAL PARTYCORE ROCK N' ROLL, THE NEVERLAND RANCHEROS are pumping danger and mystery back into rock music. Ripping through their sure-to-become-hits like "She was a Bitch", "Love Song for the Fat Girls", and "Ethel", THE NEVERLAND RANCHEROS are punching lameness square in its face and scoring an uncontestable victory for rock n' rollers everywhere. You think it's cool. Featuring ex-members of Upper Michigan supergroups like Tyghtan and Techmo Superbowl, THE NEVERLAND RANCHEROS are all at once eons more mature and ten times more childish than any of their previous projects. THE NEVERLAND RANCHEROS prove a point: the rock n' roll landscape need not be polarized between "fun" bands and "dangerous" bands. Rather, they preach the undeniable rock n' roll truth that fun and danger are one in the same. THE NEVERLAND RANCHEROS are the sonic equivalent of Indiana Jones and The Fonz racing speedboats down a shark-filled river of molten lava. THE NEVERLAND RANCHEROS are tougher than RATT, sing-alongier than the Beach Boys, faster than MC Snow, more seductive than Tom Jones, and prettier than Elvis. They catch massive sonic waves like Dick Dale. They infuse their jams with raw masculine sexuality that makes Buckcherry sound like an asexual Dashboard Confessional cover band.

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322501 Knuckle Deep - Riff Driven Guitar Rock - 60 Second Instrumental Edit
by Neverland Rancheros

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322500 Knuckle Deep - Hard Rock with Catchy Guitar Riff - 30 Second Instrumental Edit
by Neverland Rancheros

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322499 Hooray - Triumphant Surf Rock - 60 Second Instrumental Mix with Hook
by Neverland Rancheros

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322498 Hooray - Triumphant Surf Rock - 30 Second Instrumental Edit
by Neverland Rancheros

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322497 Ethel - Guitar Driven Pop Rock - 30 Second Instrumental Edit
by Neverland Rancheros

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321823 The Coke Yacht - Upbeat Dance Rock Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321822 She Was a Bitch - Full Pop Punk Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321820 Open Sore - Full Hard Rock Song about STDs by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321817 Knuckle Deep - Sexy Hard Rock Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321816 Governor Granholm - Political Pop Rock Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321815 Walkin' Freakshow - Hardass Rock n' Roll Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321814 Love Letters - Funny Rock Ballad by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321813 Hooray - Full Surf Pop Rock Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321812 Gotta Get Drunk - Aggressive Rock Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

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321810 Ethel - Full Pop Rock Song by The Neverland Rancheros
by Neverland Rancheros

$11.49

156237 Pirates
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